Members blogs
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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van...
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"Un pueblo sin literatura es un pueblo mudo." Miguel Delibes "A country without Literature is a dumb country". Miguel Delibes...
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Learn Spanish Online. Special Spring Offer. 50% off the first 3 months of instruction. Go to www.ilrnspanish.com for details...
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Study Spanish this Spring! Prepare for a great ¡verano! Special Spring Offer. Now until March 31th, purchase three months worth of ILrnSpanish instruction ($99.00) and we will include 18 months of free ILrnSpanish Access ($94.99 value). Go to www.ilrnspanish.com...
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First let me ask you something: "What did you have for breakfast today?" Most people start their days with cereals, milk, pancakes, bread, croissants, sweets, a couple of donuts or even worse: no breakfast at all! If you're eating one of the things I...
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Un paciente en la consulta del médico: — Mire, doctor, mi problema es que ronco muchísimo. — ¿Y qué pasa, le molesta a su mujer? — No, qué va. El problema es que, por culpa de los ronquidos, ya me han despedido de tres trabajos. A patient is in the doctor´s...
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Paciente: Doctor, estoy preocupado porque me falla la memoria. Doctor: ¿Desde cuándo? Paciente: ¿Desde cuándo qué? Patient: Doctor, I am worried because I have problems remembering things. Doctor: Since when? Patient: Since when, what? www.ilrnspanish.co...
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Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see...
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A scouser walked into the local welfare office to pick up his unemployment cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'You know, whatever you may think about Scousers, I hate drawing benefits. Honestly I'd really rather have a job.' The social...
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USERS OF premium rate sex lines. Save hundreds of pounds by phoning the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk to you in a sexually explicit manner. HOUSEHOLDERS. Store yellow crayons, broken pencils, dried up biros and highlighters...
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After our recent success at Shenanigan's, we're back!!! A bigger and better venue with a top London DJ in Sala Koppas in Fuengirola, Los Boliches, on the Costa del Sol. Saturday 6th March 2010, from 8 till late! Venues monthly -check web site for dates....
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,...
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Do you like to workout? Do you know what to eat as an active person or as a sports person? Do you really know what your body needs to fuel, repair and protect itself? Do you know how to lose, maintain or gain weight? Want to know more: Every Thursday...
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I have just uploaded a new video made for Marbella Photo - have a look and enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOG9oFEPU3Q&feature=player_embedded...
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Pool Heating, - Fully installed from only €3299 plus IVA, suitable for 8x4m pool. Highest quality, latest air-source technology. Authorised representatives for Daisy pool covers and rollers -reduces the cost of maintaining a warm ready-to-use pool. Pool...
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UGLY man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a Draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the...
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Circuit club coming soon!! Just 5 euros a session!!! Kids Fit Club just 3 euros a session!!! How do we do it!!! Call for details, 667419064 Carl...
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Sorry guys!!! The FREE self defence course is now fully booked, thank you for all the inquiries!! If you would like to book for the next one please get your name down ASAP!! Coming soon!! The new circuit sessions at Kudo Academies and Kids fitness club!!...
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A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules....
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Hi ladies get the new year off to a new start with a range of beauty treatments that you can afford, I am a fully quallified beauticion with treatments ranging from, Lash extentions,Spray tanning, Galvanic facial treatments (new skin), Hopi ear candleing,Gell...
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A SHREDDED Wheat on a stick makes a great back scrubber for the first couple of seconds of your bath. FOOTBALL fans with a lisp. Support Barcelona so as you can shout for your team without appearing stupid KEEP AN empty bottle of milk in your fridge in...
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Room or share Large apartment in the center of marbella. 7th floor apartment with great views over marbella, mountains and Sea. Please contact 630 331 317 or 952 773 692 for more details....
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I would like to invite you to the private view of my paintings, hosted by De Vittori of Switzerland, in the beautiful, luxury art rooms at their business centre in Le Village. Come along at 8pm onwards on Thursday 14th January and meet for champagne and...
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A PRIVATE VIEW I would like to invite you to the private view of the two person show I am sharing with Stefan Dowsing, hosted by De Vittori of Switzerland, in the beautiful, luxury art rooms of their business centre in Le Village. Come...
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