a cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking bout their awfull lives ,the cucumber said my life sucks when i get big fat and juicy ,they cut me up and toss me in 2 a salad ,the pickle said when i get big and juicy they cover me vinegar and throw in a jar 'the penis said u think thats bad when i get big and fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against the wall til i throw up and pass out "