After having 20 years in the UK dismantling motorcycles for parts ,its time to log the highs and lows. The chapters are laid out and the ideas are all lined up and its time to start. Its hilarious and side splitting laughter spills from every page. Thousands upon thousands of tales from twenty years of stupid customers, stupid staff and a boss that would take great pleasure from sitting in a large carboard box in the middle of the showroom. Read about how I got a free Harley Davidson..completely legal and just done by being in the right place at the right time. Delight in the stories of members of staff that had difficulty walking and breathing at the same time. The staff member who accidentally shot his mother, the young man who won the lottery and the mechanic who disappeared altogether but was arrested a little later for running naked up the hard shoulder of the M1. The best thing about it is....its all TRUE

I will be looking for a suitable publisher who wishes to take on the idea.