December 2007 - Posts

• An Oirish Story.

  An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively Read More... Posted 22 December 2007 16:10 by notthat | 0 Comments
• The European Commission

  The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English Read More... Posted 11 December 2007 20:30 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Joke Of The Week

  Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world. Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager Read More... Posted 11 December 2007 20:26 by notthat | 0 Comments
• December's Top Tips

  Bearded men can obtain the appearance of an upper class Arctic explorer by simply applying Tippex to their beards, painting their noses blue, and cutting off a couple of toes. It never fails to impress the girls. Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily Read More... Posted 11 December 2007 18:37 by notthat | 0 Comments