January 2008 - Posts

• Joke Of The Day(Perfect Breasts)

  A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for £100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the Read More... Posted 25 January 2008 21:53 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Joke Of The Day

  Sean Connery by Michael Parkinson, was interviewed and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, Read More... Posted 21 January 2008 23:47 by notthat | 2 Comments
• Spain and Morocco to decide this year about the tunnel under the Strait

  2008 looks set to be a significant year for the project to build a railway tunnel under the Gibraltar Strait to link Spain and Morocco. Since 2006 experts have been preparing geological and technical reports which are due to be presented some time this Read More... Posted 18 January 2008 23:19 by notthat | 2 Comments
• Mathematics

  This one really appeals to me. The best ones are always the ones closest to the truth --- like this one! Mathematics From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about Read More... Posted 18 January 2008 22:59 by notthat | 2 Comments
• LOTTERY ARRESTS

  Police in Benalmádena have arrested three men for alleged participation in a lottery scam. The police stopped the men, all Nigerian, in a Benalmádena Costa urbanisation and a search of their knapsacks revealed more than 1,000 bogus lottery winner notification Read More... Posted 17 January 2008 23:18 by notthat | 0 Comments
• WATCH OUT!

  If somebody called bm_toon7@ hotmail.com adds you to their account/invites you – DON'T accept it because it's a hacker. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on yours adds them, you get them on your list and he'll figure out your ID computer Read More... Posted 12 January 2008 15:48 by notthat | 3 Comments
• Junta supervises the sales in Andalucía

  Consumers report irregularities in shops . The original price must also be indicated Junta de Andalucía inspectors have been out in force this week, along with the shoppers keen to pick up a bargain in the January sales. The inspectors will be visiting Read More... Posted 12 January 2008 10:53 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Local Police can only deduct points for traffic offences in the city of Malaga

  Other municipalities in the province are not connected to the DGT system Another 62 towns are soon to join The Guardia Civil have the situation covered once vehicles leave built-up areas and head out onto the open road. If a driver is caught committing Read More... Posted 10 January 2008 22:32 by notthat | 0 Comments
• January's Top Tips

  Pretend you're a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with the missus. Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower. Girls. Too old to go on Read More... Posted 01 January 2008 19:30 by notthat | 0 Comments