February 2008 - Posts

• Joke Of The Week(Boy In The Cupboard)

  The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "£750" In the next few weeks, it happens Read More... Posted 21 February 2008 15:34 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Bill Gates (Love Him Or Hate Him)

  Love him or hate him, he hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about eleven things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good; Read More... Posted 16 February 2008 22:13 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Backwards is the way forwards

  Life is a mystery. Madonna told us that, so, of course, it must be true. Actually, it is - nobody I know has the faintest clue what they’re doing, although some poor souls do feel the need to pretend they’ve got the hang of things. They haven’t - nobody Read More... Posted 16 February 2008 21:58 by notthat | 0 Comments
• My Next Life Backwards

  In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start Read More... Posted 13 February 2008 14:39 by notthat | 2 Comments
• Warning Please Read..........

  Please be extremely careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, and AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. Read More... Posted 11 February 2008 15:56 by notthat | 2 Comments
• Joke Of The Week (Deaf Wife.........)

  A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach Her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the Read More... Posted 10 February 2008 16:14 by notthat | 0 Comments
• AVE direct service to Sevilla to start in two week

  Twelve trains will run daily between the coast and the regional capital DIRECT high-speed rail services will start operating from Málaga to Sevilla on Wednesday, February 20. Details of the new route via Córdoba and plans for a new direct service from Read More... Posted 09 February 2008 10:11 by notthat | 0 Comments
• The Value of a Drink

  "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think About the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes And dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out Of work and their dreams would Read More... Posted 08 February 2008 13:59 by notthat | 0 Comments
• WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

  Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have Read More... Posted 08 February 2008 13:53 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Banderas teardown delay causes uproar

  Court-ordered demolition has not been carried out Among those caught up in the aftermath of the town planning fiasco in Marbella is the international film actor and director Antonio Banderas. Málaga-born Banderas has a home on the beach at Los Monteros, Read More... Posted 07 February 2008 15:52 by notthat | 0 Comments
• True Story(only in Ireland)

  Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed her for February and March for their annual service Read More... Posted 04 February 2008 21:32 by notthat | 1 Comments
• February's Top Tips

  MONKS. Conduct a life of celibacy and emotional solitude without joining a monastery by simply living with my wife. It's more comfortable and you'll be able to watch TV and use the internet. Not-So-Private Ryan RECREATE the danger of a parachute jump Read More... Posted 01 February 2008 23:26 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Drink- Driving in Spain

  The consequences of driving a motor vehicle under the effects of alcohol are severe in Spain and comparable to other EU countries, whose legislation may vary in the limit over which driving is an offence or the length of driving licence suspension and Read More... Posted 01 February 2008 22:46 by notthat | 1 Comments