March 2008 - Posts

• Joke Of The Week(2 Nuns)

  There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the Read More... Posted 29 March 2008 23:23 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Teaching Maths

  1, Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2, Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, Read More... Posted 27 March 2008 19:54 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Work On Costa Railway To Start In Mijas

  Work on the long-awaited Costa railway – which will extend the existing Málaga-Fuengirola Cercanías line to Estepona and upgrade it to allow the use of high-speed trains – is to begin with a four-kilometre stretch of tunnel from Las Lagunas to La Cala Read More... Posted 08 March 2008 11:36 by notthat | 2 Comments
• Water Vs Wine

  To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink Read More... Posted 08 March 2008 08:45 by notthat | 0 Comments
• YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when..

  1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason Read More... Posted 05 March 2008 15:04 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Should the UK adopt the Euro?

  A cross-section survey of 1000 people in the UK , made up of Afghans, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Nigerians, Kenyans, Albanians, Bosnians, Turks, Geordies, Brummies, Aberdonians, Dundonians, Weegies, Pikeys and Liverpudlians were asked Read More... Posted 05 March 2008 14:52 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Yet Another Joke Of The Week

  The Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office. The auditor is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle Read More... Posted 01 March 2008 22:55 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Top Tips (For March)

  FEEL a bit like God for the day by making some little people out of plasticine, and then judging them harshly. TRAMPS. Avoid being constantly moved on by sleeping outside department stores and telling the police you are simply queuing early for the sales. Read More... Posted 01 March 2008 22:31 by notthat | 0 Comments