April 2008 - Posts

• Can you believe them?

  Two women came round to my house today, asking me what type of bread I ate. I told them white bread. So for three hours they tried to convince me that brown bread was better for me. They were just Hovis witnesses. Read More... Posted 19 April 2008 19:21 by notthat | 5 Comments
• Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

  Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fu* Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into Read More... Posted 15 April 2008 11:20 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Email scam alert

  The Royal Gibraltar Police have issued a warning to the public after another wave of lottery scams commonly referred to as 'Nigerian' or '419' scams have hit the Rock. Many of these have been sent by post and residents of the Costa del Sol have also been Read More... Posted 14 April 2008 15:15 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Beware - The fake gasmencometh again

  RESIDENTS in the Fuengirola area are being warned that fake gas inspectors are once again calling on homes and are especially targeting the elderly and foreign residents. The alert has been issued by Fuengirola's consumer office (OMIC) but there have Read More... Posted 14 April 2008 15:14 by notthat | 0 Comments
• This one is good!!! (MasterCard Wedding)

  You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University .It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, Read More... Posted 09 April 2008 22:25 by notthat | 1 Comments
• Top Tips(for April)

  CONVINCE your Nan that she's going senile by moving the bookmark in her Barbara Cartland novel 10 pages forward while she's not looking BANANA lovers. Buy you’re bananas in bunches of 5 on Sunday. Then arrange them in order of ripeness and write a day Read More... Posted 08 April 2008 22:14 by notthat | 0 Comments