Two women came round to my house today, asking me what type of bread I ate.
I told them white bread. So for three hours they tried to convince me that brown bread was better for me. They were just Hovis witnesses.
Hahaha.
Thats a good one.
Here is one for ya...
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.
I like the hedgehog bread I can buy at Morrison's in Gibraltar; I always bring some back to Marbella.
Hi! How about this one, then? Did you hear about the gogoted Irish catholic who said he'd rather die than be buried in a Protestant cemetary?
Hi! How about this one, then? Did you hear about the bigoted Irish Catholic who said he'd rather die than be buried in a Protestant cemetary?
Hi JamieLang,
LOL Nice one,I like it!