July 2008 - Posts

• Joke Of The Week (Nymphomaniac Convention)

  Normal 0 A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat Read More... Posted 27 July 2008 17:13 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Attention to all who stay in hotels frequently

  Normal 0 Something to think about!! This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room! HOTEL KEY CARDS Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card? Answer: a. Customer's name B. Customer's Read More... Posted 27 July 2008 16:58 by notthat | 0 Comments
• To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

  In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth Read More... Posted 25 July 2008 22:24 by notthat | 6 Comments
• Sainsbury's Employees

  For all Sainsbury's employees reading this, no, I don't have a Nectar Card. Regards Read More... Posted 24 July 2008 21:57 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Max Mosley

  I ‘am so glad that Max Mosley won his case today against the News of the World. isn’t it about time the media left him alone. He has already suffered enough. That bit on the News of the World video where the pro hits him on the *** with a cane looks like Read More... Posted 24 July 2008 21:35 by notthat | 0 Comments
• The X Factor

  I'm thinking of applying for X Factor next year. Do you readers think I should go for the dead parent story, or should I just rock up in a wheelchair? Answers on a postcard to Notthat Cell 101 high security wing (Broad moor Hospital) Read More... Posted 22 July 2008 21:34 by notthat | 0 Comments
• Looking For Some Action

  Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action. Eager to please the young lady I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while. Regards Read More... Posted 06 July 2008 15:49 by notthat | 0 Comments
• STRIKE FLIGHT WOES

  Travellers to the UK and elsewhere may face airport chaos as officers of the National Police Corps continue a series of planned strike actions. The first day of their action last Friday caused long queues at Málaga airport and flight delays of up to an Read More... Posted 05 July 2008 16:59 by notthat | 0 Comments