Disneyland claims in its advertising that it is 'A Place Where Dreams Come True'. Well last night I dreamt that I helped my friend Robin to fit a TomTom Sat Nav system to his Fiat Bravo and accidentally put a screwdriver through the dashboard causing £400 worth of damage. So I'll be giving Disneyland a miss this year.

MFI's new tag line is 'You dream it, we make it'. They are obviously relying on my dreams being mostly about cheap cupboards.