Okay, sex sells.  We all know about that.  But if you have been noticing the ads or commercials for jeans lately, they all focus on sex and how they all want us to belive that our best pair of denims will get us laid..down and dirty in an instant with the best looking opposite sex?  This is so misleading.  If there is any piece of clothing that is unfit for that quick lovemaking, aside from leather pants, would be jeans specially if it is skinny.

Imagine succumbing to the call of pleasure (and I am writing all the words carefully as I don't want Christian to be booting me out of this website for improper conduct. hehehehe) in the most uncalled for places say, in a car, on the beach or the elevator perhaps.  The danger of the zipper hurting your man's appendages is just soooo high (ouch!).  If it's a button-fly jeans on the other hand, it will take you a couple of minutes before getting them all undone and this is just so risky.  You wouldn't want to be  caught with your pants down literally, would you?

 For girls who love to wear slim fits, the task of pulling them jeans down is just hardwork and worse comes to worse, we end up breaking our beautifully manicured nails, scratching our skin or just simply losing the "ganas" to do it altogether.

See?  That's why these ads about jeans as your most powerful sexual bait is just so fake.  They should show some warnings off-hand like they do in the cigarette pack like: 

WARNING:  MAKING LOVE IN JEANS WHILE DRIVING KILLS. (especially when you are in the N340)

or

WARNING: ZIPPERS MIGHT HURT YOUR MANHOOD or something like that.  Doncha agree, people?

I know some people who had to go to the surgeon because of that.  Repeat after me y'all: Alcohol.zipper. carpark.love = stitches.

Besos!

P.S.

this is what you write when you got too much pair of pants and no boyfriend. lol. 

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